The following is a joke. It has a clear beginning, middle, and end. However, it lacks dram or purpose. Enjoy?
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Rod Tanzol
“Watashi washi washi wa!” screamed the excited wapanese girl.
“Desu, Desu, Kawaii!” chanted another.
Together they cheered, “Anata wa kawaii desu!” Their audience, a seventeen-year-old Japanese guy, was not so thrilled.
“That’s not even grammatically correct,” he irritably explained.
The two Japanese-wannabes sighed and pouted. They flashed peace signs at him, and then they left.
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The next day, the two disappointed girls discussed their recent failure. The first one cried, “How will we ever get Japanese boyfriends?”
“I’m not sure,” replied the second girl, “but I think we insulted that guy last night.”
“Do you think so?” asked the first girl.
“I’m almost definite,” confirmed the second.
“What should we do then?”
“We should probable slut it up a bit. All straight guys like sex.”
“How could you say that?” the first girl asked astonishedly.
“Just trust me.
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They put their new plan into action. Nine months later, they each had half-Japanese children. The moral of the story: always use a condom.
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